Monday 28 December 2009

The Narrative is dead. Long live the Narrative!

Gordon Brown has been advised that an election in the year 2010 offers him the perfect opportunity to construct a defining narrative for the next decade.

Out will go the "old" narratives signified by slogans such as "A New Dawn", "Things can only get better" and "Britain Forward Not Back".

In will come a set of more righteous and traditional, yet still new narratives such as: "In the Beginning," "It's always darkest before dawn." "Once upon a time'" and "They all lived happily ever after."

We have asked readers to vote for the slogan they would most like to see in this, the year of our election, Two Thousand and Ten. Furthermore in keeping with our democratic principles, you the readers are invited to offer your own thoughts and come up with your own narratives.

You might as well, readers. It's between you and the focus groups...

Innit?


Disclaimer: This blog is in no way suggesting that the word "innit" is going to be used as an election slogan nor as a basis for a narrative, and any suggestion to the contrary is entirely without foundation.

Innit?

10 comments:

  1. I would like to object to the repeated misspelling of our tribal name. Just because we are Eskimos, that does not make us insensitive.
    Its INUIT. Got that?

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  2. Blessed are the peacemakers

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  3. Judge not, that ye be not judged

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  4. O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt?

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  5. What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

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  6. If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

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  7. All they that take the sword shall perish with the sword

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  8. Sir Jonathan Rotten28 December 2009 at 18:39

    It is a well known fact that all political careers end up in unhappy endings

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  9. Bad narratives will break my bones, but global warming will never hurt me

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  10. A New Sunset Boulevard

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