Sunday, 10 January 2010

Politically correct fashion designer found dead in snow

The body of a famous fashion designer has been discovered at the bottom of a snow drift. The designer who was a supporter of the charity 'Coat Owners Kill and Exploit' (COKE) was found under five feet of snow. All she was wearing was a tee shirt bearing the legend, "I would rather die than wear a coat". She had frozen to death.