Tuesday, 23 February 2010

The future is here! The GordWeb Anytime Package!

Working with the government we're giving our customers the opportunity to interact with Gord as never before. The GordWeb Portal is expanding its horizons beyond the Internet! We will be rolling GordWeb out to every town centre, every street corner in Britain. Soon you'll be able to communicate with GordWeb not just at your desk, but while you are driving, shopping, or going about your daily business.

GordWeb will create a network of interactive screens and cameras situated in every town, city and vehicle across the UK. Wherever you are you'll see Gord announce his latest policy initiatives. Amazingly, you'll be able to offer feedback at any time of the day or night, via pin-drop sensitive, high-definition cameras mounted nearby. Of course, the response from No10 will not be immediate. Following Home Office examination, No10 will respond, in most instances, via your mobile phone - which will also be connected to the network.

And here's the great bit: Since the package carries the government's Responsible Technology Warrant, users will automatically qualify for a range of citizenship privileges. These will include "priority user" access to essential local and central government services (see leaflet for details), exemption from a range of statutory government databases, plus a whole host of discounts on government-approved mobile technology and neighbourhood surveillance systems.

Responsible citizenship is simply a click a way! Order now and show that In Gord you trust!

(GordWeb is a public-private partnership, developed and administered by Govsurv UK Ltd, part of Govsurv Consortium Worldwide PLC.)


  1. Is this for real?

  2. I would like to say that this is indeed for real. What an odd question.
    Wouldn't it be nice if this was rolled out globally?

  3. One day all this will be yours. Or mine.

  4. I would like to make clear that the company in the ad is in not connected to Goveyeballtech which is a wholly owned subsidiary of the local government Neighbourwatchneighbour Group of companies, part of GlobalWatch PLC.

  5. Can I just point out that the medium is in fact the message, and it works both ways.
    Gordon will have as distorted a picture of you as you have of him.
    He will see you as a criminal however only if he CANNOT see you.
    You have been warned