'Conservative' strategy chief
David Cameron has admitted that his strategy director Steve Hilton made a grave error of judgement when he shouted "wanker" at train staff. Mr Cameron yesterday made it clear that Steve Hilton should have shouted the abuse at either Gordon Brown for his hopeless transport policy or at former Prime Minister John Major for his ill-judged privatisation of British Rail.
Clarke Cunt
Gordon Brown has denied cursing former Cabinet Minister and 'Super-man', Charles Clarke. Discussing the recent coup attempt by Patricia Hewitt and Geoff Hoon, he said, "it is great having someone like Charles whom my cabinet colleagues can use to stitch up potential Labour rebels like Patsy and Geoff. Why would I call Charles a cunt when he is such a dependable tool?"
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I always thought Superman's name was Clarke Kent. But then what what fuck do I know?
ReplyDeleteI am the 'Superman' formally known as Prime Minister John, now Sir John, Major.
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about my transport policy?
I made British Rail look like Hornby, because I was too busy getting horny.
Oh yes. Edwina would back me up on that... Or rather, teehee, I would 'back' Edwina up, if you catch my not inconsiderable drift.
Can I just state that some pervert masquerading as John, now Sir John, Major has been suggesting on this website that he liked me in 'certain positions'? Whilst John, now Sir John, did find me some interesting tasks in his day, my favourite one will always be the role of Whip in Mrs Thatcher's government.
ReplyDeleteI am the real Sir John, formally John, Major. And I can cat-egg-orically state that you were always best Edwina when you were talking about your eggs.
ReplyDeleteCan I state that I have no problem with Gordon calling me a 'dependable tool'.
ReplyDeleteCharles, you're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock.
ReplyDeleteThank you Gordon. I take that as a compliment
ReplyDeleteWe blew it, Hewitt
ReplyDeleteWho was the Patsy? Charles or Patsy?
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