Another concerned believer, who also wisely pre-screens the content of his Christmas crackers, sadly found this joke and sent it in:
Q: What would Jesus have said had he known of the wars that would be fought in his name?
A: Which bit of 'turn the other cheek' don’t they get?
Come on guys. I like a spot of blaspheming as much as the next man, but let's remember that this is the season of goodwill!