Here are the answers to our quick holiday quiz:-
1)
Q: How do you distinguish a decent journalist from a rubbish one?
A: The decent ones write about Murdoch and the hacking scandal, the rubbish ones write about Murdoch's wife Wendi.
2)
Q: How do you get the Hadron collider back into the news?
A: Announce that scientists have caught a "glimpse" of the Higgs Boson "God particle". (No doubt they'll be catching "glimpses" for years to come.)