tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post7938300922366479656..comments2023-07-21T10:27:41.531+01:00Comments on Don't Watch This Space!: Glamour model Kayla's 'secret operation'Ned Luddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08050301729584268154noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-62661674107334688732009-11-23T19:01:34.414+00:002009-11-23T19:01:34.414+00:00Well chaps, someone has apparently been going on t...Well chaps, someone has apparently been going on to one or two of the seedy 'blog sites' pretending to be me, but not quite me.<br />Some fellow is calling himself Quentin Letts-Megodownonhim keeps appearing. He says that the name is a double barrelled version of his real name and that it proves that he is the real Quentin Letts.<br />The mind boggles. Anyway, if you read this guy saying that he loves chasing ice cream vans, the you know its not meQuentin Lettsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-65036834045063994982009-11-23T16:49:43.266+00:002009-11-23T16:49:43.266+00:00Christ, this is beyond a bloody joke. Some guy has...Christ, this is beyond a bloody joke. Some guy has just gone onto the New Labour website and left a message asking how he could get a date with Hazel Blears.<br />And the commenters name... wait for it... Christopher Hitchens!Christopher Hitchensnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-89327513406399440512009-11-23T16:44:32.524+00:002009-11-23T16:44:32.524+00:00Can i juss say that I fink this website is elitist...Can i juss say that I fink this website is elitist and its also very anti-fiminits... ferminest... femaniss... it's very anti women!<br />Just cos I'm workin' classed like, it's doesn't mean I'm not able to read Prooos... Prooodst... posh french writers!<br />Anyway, what's so special about Time Bloody regain?Bianca from Eastendersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-4165302848626021742009-11-23T16:36:48.081+00:002009-11-23T16:36:48.081+00:00'Cool' won't solve the world's pro...'Cool' won't solve the world's problems, man. For God's sake, get a grip!(The real) Peter Hitchensnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-81185802086409517612009-11-23T16:13:58.654+00:002009-11-23T16:13:58.654+00:00Can I suggest that you guys just like cool it.
Why...Can I suggest that you guys just like cool it.<br />Why can't all men of letters be like me? Cool, suave, sophisticated and strangely un-angry?Martin Amisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-10264525002488366412009-11-23T15:59:04.703+00:002009-11-23T15:59:04.703+00:00Well coming from Saddam's toadying lick spittl...Well coming from Saddam's toadying lick spittle that's pretty rich.<br />You're a Saddamite, man!Christopher Hitchensnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-79243883280607269852009-11-23T15:57:42.483+00:002009-11-23T15:57:42.483+00:00Aye, ye are a Conservative ye gin soaked popinjay....Aye, ye are a Conservative ye gin soaked popinjay. Ye are a neo-conservatives that's what ye isGeorge Galloway and Dumfriesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-10371271204647177612009-11-23T15:05:40.672+00:002009-11-23T15:05:40.672+00:00Can i also add to my brother's comment earlier...Can i also add to my brother's comment earlier about imposters running riot in the blogosphere?<br />There is some fellow signing in to mainstream blog sites, who pretends to be a gin-soaked popinjay, called... you guessed... Christopher Hitchens. <br />I've just had Martin Amis on the phone telling me that my comments on the Conservative Party website praising David Cameron and saying how much I'd like to play a round of golf with him, was a tad out of character.<br />I took a look and sure as shit, this fake Hitchens character has been at it again. The only thing that gives him away is his lack of erudition. I would never ever say, 'any old iron' at any point in a golf game... not even if I was playing against Michael Caine.Christopher Hitchensnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-61108362182537949742009-11-23T14:58:23.788+00:002009-11-23T14:58:23.788+00:00Yeah, who the fuck are you?Yeah, who the fuck are you?Simon Scowlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-64662024601083520652009-11-23T14:57:08.621+00:002009-11-23T14:57:08.621+00:00Who the fuck am I?
No, I mean it, I am having an i...Who the fuck am I?<br />No, I mean it, I am having an identity crisisJedwardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-74808662262961717342009-11-23T14:13:07.343+00:002009-11-23T14:13:07.343+00:00Can I say that I find the whole tone of this post ...Can I say that I find the whole tone of this post faintly misogynistic?<br />Glamour modelling has allowed countless young women to break out of the strait jacket of the council estate, out of shelf stacking in Tesco, out of the confines of domesticity, out of the workhouse...<br />It has liberated these women. Jordan should be considered a true feminist, even if she can't spell the word and doesn't have a clue what it means.Jordan Titsoutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-19703125639354941942009-11-23T14:08:43.093+00:002009-11-23T14:08:43.093+00:00I would also like to add that anyone signing on to...I would also like to add that anyone signing on to this site calling themselves either Jordan, or BigTits or Wubbly Wub-Wubs is not, I repeat, not me.<br />I am no longer a glamour model, I'll have you know, but a writer of fiction for the more mature, the more refined, sophisticated sex maniac.Jordannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-64626967875258094372009-11-23T14:06:02.426+00:002009-11-23T14:06:02.426+00:00Can I please just make it clear that that last pos...Can I please just make it clear that that last post was not by me. There is somebody going around the message boards using my name.<br />I find this unacceptable. Will you please refrain whoever you are?(The Real) Peter Hitchensnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-72305272487430140312009-11-23T13:20:27.514+00:002009-11-23T13:20:27.514+00:00This is tabloid garbage. How can you publish this ...This is tabloid garbage. How can you publish this stuff man?Peter Hitchensnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-30591028817700632412009-11-23T13:14:48.914+00:002009-11-23T13:14:48.914+00:00As a climate change advisor and contributor to thi...As a climate change advisor and contributor to this site, I feel you spend too long discussing boobs and not enough discussing global warming.Sven Johnnsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-71348923427531138852009-11-23T13:13:18.411+00:002009-11-23T13:13:18.411+00:00Dear Ms Titmass, we have looked into your complain...Dear Ms Titmass, we have looked into your complaint and discovered that there were apparently 2,000 people signed up to this website with names very much sounding like<br />'-tit'. It would be impossible to ban all of these people as they might really be tits.Administratornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-67285985915873354062009-11-23T11:56:37.177+00:002009-11-23T11:56:37.177+00:00Can I just say that someone is still using my REAL...Can I just say that someone is still using my REAL name so that I cant use my own REAL name on this website?<br />This is a bloody liberty, as I am a fine Shakespearean actoress and I kno the power of names (in a kind of dramatic sense).<br />Please stop doing this, whoever you are. Give me back my name and stop sniggering at my name. Anyone would think that there was something vaguely funny about it.AbiTitmouthnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-53033043113634804202009-11-23T11:53:09.111+00:002009-11-23T11:53:09.111+00:00Has anyone seen my boobs lately?Has anyone seen my boobs lately?JawDropnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-15491464310412131502009-11-23T11:52:07.118+00:002009-11-23T11:52:07.118+00:00Yes, loud and clear and very, very stupidYes, loud and clear and very, very stupidMrBeannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-77208002332872017382009-11-23T11:51:19.748+00:002009-11-23T11:51:19.748+00:00Can I just say that the person making the mick out...Can I just say that the person making the mick out of me on this website is not the real Jaw-Dan, but a fake imposter Jaw-Dan who pretends to be someone else calling themselves Jaw-Dan.<br />Am I making myself clear or at lease clear as that stupid legal man who wrote in just now?Jaw-Dannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-18187619651974573202009-11-23T11:48:29.201+00:002009-11-23T11:48:29.201+00:00As legal counsel for your client - not that I am a...As legal counsel for your client - not that I am allowed to say that it is your client on the grounds of the super injunction that I have received - I am sorry to say that there can be no more of the posts. And anyone asking 'why?' will also receive a super injunction. I hope that I have made myself clear.MrCrippennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8139297432394866560.post-17505822607803061822009-11-23T11:45:13.737+00:002009-11-23T11:45:13.737+00:00Why does nobody write abatt me anymore? I'm ju...Why does nobody write abatt me anymore? I'm just as famous as this cow. And I've got newer silicon... onJordanValleynoreply@blogger.com